Sunday, 24 December 2017

A Hard Nut to Crack

Hello Peeps,


Today I am going to share with you the origin story of the Nutcracker (all great superheros have an origin story after all!) The origin story - "The Tale of the Hard Nut" - is told by Godfather Drosselmeier in the original "The Nutcracker" by E.T.A Hoffman.  Miss H rewrote it to make it shorter and less creepy, but the main points of the story are unchanged. 


As with all great fairy tale stories, the origin story of the Nutcracker starts with a beautiful princess. This princess was called Princess Pearl. In celebration of the birth of Princess Pearl the King and Queen held many tournaments and court balls. To conclude these marvellous celebrations one final feast, greater than any feast had ever been, was held. The Queen herself was to make the delicious traditional sausages that were famous throughout the kingdom.

The day of the feast arrived and at the proper time the Queen gracefully entered the kitchen to cook her mouth watering sausages. A tasty aroma rose as the sausages sizzled in the frying pan. The enticing smell reached the hungry mouse queen – known as Mistress Mousie – who lusted after the special sausages. Scurrying towards the Queen, Mistress Mousie said in a quiet squeaky voice “Give me some sausages as I also am a queen and want to feast.”

The kind-hearted queen was feeling especially generous on this festive day, so she set aside a little bit of sausage for Mistress Mousie. However, as soon as she had done so Mistress Mousie’s entire family – uncles, aunts, cousins, and sons – hastily scampered out and began devouring all the sausages. The poor frightened Queen stood helplessly by unable to fend off the swarms of mice. Luckily, the housekeeper rushed in and managed to scare the mice off, rescue the Queen, and save a few sausages. The Queen was distraught that there were so few sausages left to serve at the feast. However, her distress was nothing in comparison to the King’s anguish and grief. He had been eagerly anticipating the divine sausages made by his skilled wife as well as proud to be showing off the abilities of his precious Queen.

Upon hearing of the cause of the scant amount of sausages, the King flew into a rage and demanded the destruction of the mouse queen and all her relatives. A clockmaker and inventor by the name of Christian Elias Drosselmeier was assigned the task of ridding the palace of the mice. Using his latest invention called a mousetrap – for Clockmaker Drosselmeier is the inventor of mousetraps – he managed to dispose of all but one of the mice that had gobbled up most of the Queen’s famous sausages.

Unfortunately, Mistress Mousie was the one who managed to get away. Her overwhelming desire was to avenge the loss of her family and especially her sons. The King and Queen correctly fearing that the mouse queen would seek revenge for the death of her relatives, set guards around Princess Pearl day and night.

One night, however, the faithful guards all fell asleep and, seizing her moment, Mistress Mousie pounced upon the sleeping princess and cursed her. Suddenly the guards awoke and rushed to the Princess’ aid, but alas it was too late. Princess Pearl had lost all her beauty and was now unpleasant to look at.

Once again Clockmaker Drosselmeier was commanded to solve the problem. This time though Drosselmeier was struggling to do so. The King had declared that if Drosselmeier was unable to cure the princess he would be executed, and so in desperation Drosselmeier went to visit his old friend the Astronomer. Thankfully, the Astronomer knew just what to do.

“My friend, you need to find the hardest nut in all the world – the Krakatuk nut – which then needs to be eaten by the Princess in order to restore her beauty. The man who cracks the nut must be young and has never shaved before. After successfully cracking the nut he must take seven steps backwards without stumbling and with his eyes closed or else he will be cursed with what Princess Pearl had.”

Clockmaker Drosselmeier passed this information on to the King who excitedly ordered him and the Astronomer to find the Krakatuk nut and bring it back. Obediently the two men set out on their journey. Sixteen years later, Drosselmeier and the Astronomer had still not discovered the Krakatuk nut. Feeling hopeless and homesick, they headed back to the town Clockmaker Drosselmeier had grown up in. Upon arriving, he met his cousin Christoph and explained to him the long quest they had been on. Enthusiastically, Christoph told Drosselmeier about a nut he had bought that was the strongest nut he had ever seen. In fact, a heavily laden cart had run over a bag of nuts, cracking all the others but that one nut. Upon seeing the nut, the Astronomer confirmed it was the one that they had spent many long years looking for – the Krakatuk nut. Not only that, but Christoph’s son young Mr. Drosselmeier, who had as yet not shaved, was the one who would crack the nut and save the princess.  Clockmaker Drosselmeier invented a special wooden ponytail that when attached to his nephew’s jaw would assist him in cracking the Krakatuk nut.

Eagerly, Clockmaker Drosselmeier, the Astronomer, and young Mr. Drosselmeier headed back to the palace. Princess Pearl was now a teenager, but rather than improving in her looks, she had instead become even more unpleasant to look at. The King was so keen to have his daughter restored to the beautiful lady she should be that he promised her hand in marriage to whomsoever was able to crack the Krakatuk nut. Other young men tried, but were unable to break open the hardest nut in the world and were left with very sore teeth. Then it was young Mr. Drosselmeier’s turn. Princess Pearl thought he was handsome, indeed he was very handsome, and she wished that he would be the one to open the nut and marry her.

Mr Drosselmeier stepped forward and popped the Krakatuk nut between his teeth. Using his wooden pigtail, he crushed the nutshell to pieces and handed Princess Pearl the kernel. As soon as she had eaten it, Princess Pearl was restored to her angelic beauty. But all was not yet complete. Mr. Drosselmeier closed his eyes and started taking seven steps backwards – which was made more difficult by the celebration going on around him. However, he successfully managed the first six steps. As he put his foot down for his seventh and final step, Mistress Mousie raced out from her hiding place and under Mr. Drosselmeier’s foot causing him to stumble. It was Mistress Mousie’s final act of vengeance before dying from being crushed under foot.

Unfortunately, as young Mr. Drosselmeier was unable to complete the seven steps Princess Pearl’s curse landed on him, and turned him into the unusual looking Nutcracker who is known and loved around the world today. Princess Pearl refused to marry Mr. Drosselmeier, and the King cast him out of the kingdom. Nevertheless, Mr. Drosselmeier, who is now known as the Nutcracker, had become a prince through his honourable and noble act.

But that is not the end of the story, for there is a way in which the Nutcracker can once again be restored to the handsome young man he was. If, by his hand, he could kill Mistress Mousie’s son – the Mouse King (who was born after the death of her relatives) – and if a lady loved him despite the way he looked, he would be free from the curse.


SPOILER ALERT: The Nutcracker finds true love and is restored to his former handsomeness. YAY! 

Love From
Baa. xxx

Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Nutty Christmas!

Hello Peeps,

Miss H and the Mother each made a Nutcracker mini quilt for Christmas decorations. 

This is the Mother's one! 

Doesn't he look regal and handsome? 

This quirky fellow is Miss H's one. 

Miss H's Nutcracker had his clothes chosen to match her little Nutcracker man. 

Definitely nailed the crazy pants!

Nutcracker pattern by Threadbare Creations and can be found HERE!

Only several more days until Christmas. YAY! Miss H cannot wait to share her version of the Nutcracker origin story with you. As well as the Nutcracker themed Christmas Eve dinner she has organised. To make it even more tricky - all the food for the dinner will be vegan (so no meat, dairy, or eggs). Should be a good challenge! 

Love From
Baa. xxx

Monday, 11 December 2017

Shabby Chic Caravan

Hello Peeps, 

Today I am revealing the Mother's completed caravan. The pre-photos can be viewed HERE! 

Notes: 1. The Mother had a very small budget to do up the caravan. 2. The caravan is rotting underneath and is slowly falling into decay - quite literally irreparable - so the Mother hasn't don't any structural work as it isn't worth it. 

And now the reveal....

Doesn't the original orange look lovely once all the mold is scrubbed off?  

And when all the fungi is gone! 
The Mother and Miss H are rather fond of the originalpeachy colour. 

And inside...

 Yep, that's me - looking good in front of those now gorgeous drawers!

The table folds out so the Mother can sew away happily for the weekends now she has a lovely sweet shabby chic caravan to get away to.

Miss H had the task of recovering the drawer fronts. 
Pink polka dots, of course!

Stitchery designed by Jenny of Elefantz
Breakfast tea tray for breakfast in bed. With a stitchery from Jenny of Elephanz to make your morning special.

 Er....are you sure the Boss will be okay with me being up on the beds? Because I may claim this one for me...

Changed my mind - this one is the best bed in the caravan! You will share with me, right Mother?

My fluffy bed is pretty soft though... 
Can you spot my masculine blue dog bowls? 
The Mother wanted everything to be matchy matchy - but being a boy I insisted on dog bowls that aren't pink - even though Miss H said that I am colourblind and would not notice if they were. I am pretty sure I would, so I am pleased they got me blue bowls. 

 The Mother brought Baa and I some friends to play with - not chew though! 

Family photo guys - smile!

Shabby chic perfection!!!

It even looks amazing from the outside! 

Slobbery Kisses,
From Snowy. xxx

PS - The Mother's budget was 115 dollars mostly spent on fabric!!!!  She made curtains and all the lovely cushions etc. 

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Advent with Pallets

Hello Paw-Pals,

The Mother works at a community centre/church not far from home.  A week or so ago the boss and Pastor of the community centre/church said "Karen we need something creative for Advent - we usually just have a little wreath and 4 small candles on the Altar table. You can do something better, can't you? Oh, and as usual - no budget! Ha!"

A night on Pinterest and TA DA...! ( The Mother does love Pinterest )

Yep, pallets are free down at the industrial area.  We brought them home and the Boss chopped a few up so the Mother could paint them white shabby chic style and then stencil the words on.

That's me!  The Mother says I bring her Joy!

And here they are all displayed in church.  Pastor Jo was very happy!

Joy and Love.

Hope and Peace.  One candle is lit each week - starting with hope.

Doesn't Luna (affectionately known as Loony, Lunatic, the Loon) look beautiful against the pretty blue flowers?

Slobbery kisses,
From Snowy! Woof!

Sunday, 3 December 2017

2017 Christmas Theme

Hello Peeps,

The Christmas theme for this year is...

The Nutcracker!

Isn't he a handsome fellow? 

Do you know how the Nutcracker came to be? 
Miss H found the original version (translated into English) of E. T. A. Hoffman's "The Nutcracker" which also contains the story of the "Hard Nut" that tells how the Nutcracker came to be. 

Here is a hint. 
Miss H is planning to have the Christmas themed dinner on Christmas Eve and will tell the story. But first she needs to rewrite it to make it shorter as it is quite looooog. 

Oh, and here is a sneaky peeky of the Mother's Nutcracker themed wallhanging. Miss H made one too. They just need binding put on. 
I think Snowy is in trouble - look at him snuggling up with the wallhanging! I hope he isn't get it dirty!!! 
Love From,
Baa. xxx